Funny Meme Pick Up Lines 2018

If you want to impress a woman, show her you are funny AND intelligent. Make her laugh but also think. To do that, borrow some of these science pick up lines.

Pick up lines are great, but science pick up lines are so much greater. Why? Science pick up lines are so niche, so particularly brilliant and hilarious. When it comes to love and dating, we want someone who is both smart and funny, and these pick up lines are a great way to show a potential partner that you are those things.

Here is our collection of pick up lines, related to all things science. We have pick up lines about space, as well as biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry pick up lines. If you like science or you like pick up lines, then you've come to the right place.

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Science Pick Up Lines: Chemistry and Biology

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Whenever you're nearby, I reach my melting point.

If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.

Are you full of Beryllium​, Gold and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.

Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.

To me, you're just like hydrogen because you're number 1!

I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That's because I love U!

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.

You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond.

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.

You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

Let's find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.

We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

For some reason, my cardiovascular system becomes restless when you're around.

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.

Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.

I want to stick to you like glucose.

Are you sure we haven't had a class together before? I could have sworn we had chemistry together.

Everyone knows it's not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.

I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2.

Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you're a total BaBe.

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.

I think we have some great chemistry together.

My name is Bond. Ionic Bond.

Honey, we're a galvanic cell. Can't you feel the electricity flowing between us?

You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.

How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you're highly reactive.

You must be made of uranium and iodine, because I can see U and I together.

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

Your lab or my lab?

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Are you into science? Because I LAB you!

You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.

You're like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

Hey baby, I've got my ion you!

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

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Science Pick Up Lines: Geology

If you go out with me, I promise I won't take you for granite.

I've finally discovered what's causing global warming. You!

A sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.

Are you a fossil? Because I really want to date you!

Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!

Every time I see you, I get a hardness of 10.

Hey baby, I was thinking about you and the earth shook.

Let's just pretend we are tectonic plates and grind against one another.

I love how you are like sedimentary rock; you've got so many layers to your personality.

Your smile is like an aquifer that holds endless warmth and refreshing.

You absolutely rock my world.

Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I'd choose you.

Hey lady, you must be like a metamorphic rock, because you change according to varying temperature and pressure.

I think I need some kind of support, maybe a retaining wall to stop my jaw from falling off whenever I see you.

Was there a supervolcano in here or did you just blow me away?

If only I was a little bit boulder, I would ask you out right now.

For some reason, I just want to feel how smooth those slickensides of yours are.

If we were an earthquake, I'd be the S wave and you'd be the P wave, because you'd be the first one to come.

If you were an oceanic crust and I was a continental crust, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot magma.

Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!

Are you hydrochloric acid? Because you're making my limestone fizz.

Baby, that's my horst you're graben!

Baby, you rock my world!

Be my partner, and I promise I will never treat you like schist.

I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.

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Science Pick Up Lines: Physics

According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, If I'm attracted to you, then you're attracted to me.

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.

Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration? Let's get a room and I'll show you.

Are you up for some…fusion?

I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

You're more special than relativity.

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?

Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our coefficient of friction.

Baby, are you curious about torque? We can learn about it by placing your mass on my rod.

There's no doubt about the fact that you're more special than relativity.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

Nebula

Science Pick Up Lines: Space and the Universe

I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

Were you born in an open cluster? Because you shine like a young star!

Don't tell anyone but I just had a supernova in my pants.

According to the multiverse theory, there's at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?

You must be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

Do you want to look at my telescope? You can Hubble it if you want.

I would love to dock my rocket at your space station.

My love for you is like the Universe — never ending!

Just like a blue supergiant star, you're exceedingly hot and extremely bright.

My dream is to travel to outer space so I can go and explore Uranus.

Your gravitational pull is irresistible!

My love for you is like the universe—infinite and constantly expanding!

Out of all the celestial bodies in the universe, yours is the most heavenly.

Are you a black hole? Because the more you suck me, the more I get closer to you.

Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn't just a theory?

If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.

Do you live on Mars? 'Cause you look out of this world.

Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark you still seem to shine.

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Bonus Science Pick Up Lines: Math and Technology

Never mind the hundreds and thousands of digits of pi. All I really need to know are the digits of your phone number.

Just like the digits of pi, my love for you has no end.

Baby, you're as sweet as 3.14!

You Auto-Complete me.

Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you look just right!

Do you like math? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply.

You're way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so Acute.

Let's make like Excel and spreadsheets.

You can unzip my files anytime.

It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.

Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you.

Wanna see my hard drive? I guarantee you that it isn't 3.5 inches, nor is it floppy.

Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

About the author

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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